I Love My Penis Men's T-Shirt, Heart Print

A declaration below the belt

Two lines in the manner of the well-known city shirts: at the top an I, a red heart and MY, and underneath PENIS. The letters are white on dark shirts and dark grey on the white one, while the heart stays red whatever the colour. Nothing more is printed, and nothing more is needed.

For the self-assured

A shirt for men who stand by their equipment, and a joke present for a thirtieth birthday or a stag do. Rather less suited to the works Christmas party.

Make-up and widths

The cloth: 185 g/m² jersey of pure cotton, produced as tubular goods with no seams at the flanks. The cut: regular fit with rib knit at the round neck and a band at the nape. Care at thirty degrees. Five shades: black, white and navy to 5XL; brown and burgundy finish at 3XL.

How the sentence is arranged

The upper line consists of the I, the heart and the word that follows, while the lower one is set considerably wider. Both are centred. The heart has a smooth closed form without any outline and takes the place where a verb would otherwise stand.

Widths, weight, where it belongs

Eight widths lead through the row, four of them past XL. At the smallest it weighs 145 grams, at 3XL the figure is 225. The yarn is ring-spun, which softens the cloth. In the shop the design belongs with the sex motifs.