Still Not Loving Police Men's T-Shirt

Sticker-style starburst across the chest

That many-pointed star looks like a price flash out of a supermarket leaflet. Instead of a special offer it holds three rows: Still not, then a heart with 'ing, and Police! below that. The type is narrow, bold and set at a slight slant, and the heart sits exactly where the word loving would be expected.

Orange as the signal colour

On black, brown, navy and burgundy the star glows orange and the lettering is dark. On the white shirt the star stays orange while heart and letters turn white. On the red shirt the star swaps to white, and the type takes on the red of the cloth.

An opinion that stays put

The small word still carries the point: somebody here has not been talked round. Easy to read from the terrace and on the street.

Cut, cloth, sizes

The body is knitted as a tube so the flanks remain free of seams; the weight per square metre comes to 185 grams. Regular fit means here: falling straight, neither close nor loose. Short sleeves, a round neckline with ribbing, a tape inside the neck. Four of the six colours reach 5XL and so cover eight widths, the remaining two reach 3XL. In summer the shirt does on its own, otherwise it disappears under a hoodie or a jacket – only the statement stays the same. Washable at thirty degrees.