I'm Just Here For The Beer T-Shirt, Pin-Up Bottle

Retro print starring a bottle with a face

The lead role goes to a beer bottle with a face. The bottle laughs with its eyes closed, one arm laid behind its head and the other hand set on its hip, wearing fishnet stockings and orange boots. A pin-up bottle as if from an old advertising poster. Behind it a yellow grid of squares with a pale disc, and at the lower right a black spiked star reading NEW. Above, in orange, stands I'M JUST HERE, and below it in yellow FOR THE BEER.

The sentence is the honest answer to the question of why anyone turned up at the wedding, the works party or the gallery opening. Wearing it saves any further explanation.

Choice of colour and cut

The photograph shows the colour natural. Also on offer: white and red in S to 5XL, kelly green and light blue in S to 3XL. Frechstoff takes a short-sleeved shirt of 100% ring-spun cotton for it. Cut: regular fit. Rib knit edges the round opening, a tape sits at the nape, and the machine runs at 30 °C.

Per square metre the cotton jersey comes to 185 grams, and it leaves the circular knitting machine with no side seam. White and red are made in the straight cut in eight sizes, natural, kelly green and light blue in six. Warm colours, a dancing bottle and good humour are what the motif carries. It speaks to beer lovers who like to join fun and style.