Stop Staring At My Cock Men's T-Shirt, Rooster

A rooster with a second meaning

Here the word is used in its blameless sense: white plumage, a red comb, red wattles, a yellow beak and a half-lidded look that says the bird has heard the joke before. The wings are folded over a dark blue shield. STOP appears on it in coral red, STARING and AT MY in yellow, and COCK! returns to coral red at the end.

The design does its work at a stag weekend, at a farm fair, or as a present for whoever in the group keeps hens. Wear it and people look. That is rather the point.

Shades and make

Red and white carry the full ladder of widths; the three paler shades stop two steps earlier. Frechstoff starts from a straight-cut short-sleeved garment in pure ring-spun cotton, with a ribbed round neck, a nape tape, and care at thirty degrees.

Drawing and colour

The comb falls backwards in one large curl and the wattles hang on either side. The wings rest like folded arms on the edge of the shield, the feathers suggested with fine lines. The shield itself is dark blue and set slightly askew, with the lines of type ranged inside it.

Cloth and widths

Cloth weight comes to 185 g/m². Eight widths make up the ladder: an L holds 180 grams of cloth, a 3XL holds 225.