Guten Morgen? Ganz dünnes Eis! Men's T-Shirt

A bad-tempered pig and a full mug

While the mug is still full, you would do well to keep your distance: a pink pig with drawn-together brows and ears hanging flat grips a white mug in both hands, the hood of its green sweatshirt sitting crooked around its neck. The lettering asks GUTEN MORGEN? at the top and answers at the bottom, GANZ DÜNNES EIS!

The German, translated

Good morning? Very thin ice! In other words: speak to me before the first coffee at your own risk.

For anyone who does not talk before nine

The shirt saves every explanation at the breakfast table. A present for a partner, a colleague or a flatmate who is reliably grim first thing, and for every late starter who owns up to it.

Cloth and colours

Frechstoff prints on a short-sleeved shirt of pure cotton: ring-spun yarn, a tube knit, so the flanks stay free of seams, ribbing round the crew neck plus a tape within, straight regular-fit cut. Set at 185 g/m², this cloth keeps a little stiffness, so the shirt hangs off the shoulders rather than on the skin. The white handwriting goes on royal blue, black, navy, red and the pink sorbet (wash at 30 °C).

Where the run begins and ends

Four of the colours start at S and keep going to 5XL; sorbet also starts at S but closes at 3XL. The straight cut does not change along the way.