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Slogan shirt that re-reads four letters

The lines are ranged left, one beneath the other. In each of them the opening character is large and red, so that the familiar abbreviation forms vertically down the chest. Read across, the white words give a blunt bedroom line in place of the usual long form.

Humour below the belt

The motif is not one for a family gathering, but it is a dependable laugh among friends, on a stag weekend or on the coach to an away fixture. Those who catch the allusion grin; those who do not read it twice.

Four dark shades

In the photographs, taken in navy and black, the red and the white are easy to make out. Burgundy and brown join them up to 3XL, while navy and black continue to 5XL.

Two inks, four lines

The print works with exactly two inks: red for the four large opening characters, white for the rest of the words. The lines are stacked flush left, so the red characters form an upright column.

Material and care

Beneath the print lies a jersey of ring-spun cotton, soft and level under the finger at 185 g/m²; knitting in the tube leaves the side seams out altogether, and 30 degrees is the dial setting it was built for. A rib-knit band shuts off the round neck, held by a tape at the nape, and the regular fit falls straight.